10th Year Celebrations! - [website] Published: 10th of Mar 2011 by: (c) Staff Training Reporter
Ten years have come and gone since Staff Training hosted their first “Receptionist Training” workshop; so today (10 March) we’re having what we like to call “Receptionist Day” at our offices.
To celebrate this milestone Staff Training is offering South Africans the opportunity to receive a 10% discount when booking and paying for Receptionist Training (for any of the Receptionist Training sessions in March) in any of our four training centres nationwide (providing that the booking is made today).
Bookings can be made here and the available dates are as follows:
Polokwane 16th March
Johannesburg 17th March
Durban 23rd March
Cape Town 29th March
Keeping in the spirit of our Receptionist Day we’ve found a few funny jokes to share, enjoy!
The Afterlife
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Receptionist: Yes, Sir.
Boss: Well, then, that makes everything just fine. After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you…
Bad Habits
A receptionist stormed up to her boss with her weekly paycheck in hand.
“This is R400 less than we agreed you would pay me,” she said.
“I am aware of this,” her boss replied. “But last week I overpaid you R400 and you didn’t complain.”
“Well,” she said, “I don’t mind the occasional mistake, sir, but when it starts to become a habit, I feel I should bring it to your attention.”
Another Doctor, Please
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. He arrived to see that the waiting room was filled with other patients.
He approached the receptionist's desk and noticed that she was a very stern, unfriendly looking woman. He gave her his name.
In a voice loud enough for the other patients to hear, the receptionist said: “Yes, I have your name here. You want to see the doctor about impotence, right?”
The other patients in the waiting room all immediately snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, however, and in an equally loud voice replied: “No, I’ve come to inquire about a sex change operation, but I don’t want the same doctor who did yours!”
